Photo: 10th Sep '09
Is this an advance for the genre, or simple capitalist greed? OK yes, we know it’s pretty, but we’re looking for insight. INSIGHT DAMMIT! Oh … the Tru Blood bandwagon, yeah?
Quite apart from debating whether Vampires are the undead or not (they’re possessed by demons, shhhirley), I’m willing to plant a big wager that Somalian pirates are the kind of un-undead psychos with a decidedly corporeal gunboat. And they don’t turn into skellingtons* and/or sea monsters when the moonlight hits them.
via Fangoria : PLAYBOY bites into the sexy history of the Vampire!
* First person to tell me that’s not how to spell “skeletons” gets a punch to the medulla oblongata.**
** First person to tell me that’s not a bone gets more of the same.
- Jimboeth
