Meh, not really. Winner of the Most Misleading Headline of the Day goes to these guys.
Robert Englund will guest star on an episode of Fox’s Bones. The slasher-themed episode sees Brennan (Emily Deschanel) forced to attend her high school reunion when a murder sends her and Booth (Angel’s David Boreanaz) to the scene…
Tweet tweet, Clarice … We are finally on Twitter. This will keep you updated on new stuff as soon as it’s fired from the barrel of our minds.
There might also be some musings from Jimboeth and Henry Hate. Morganonyx lives in a bloodstained shack in the depths of the woods, and is probably too busy hacking up pretty teens, but… Stranger things have happened, my pretties, stranger things have happened.
Saw Jennifer’s Body last night. the Diablo Cody dialogue made me wanna punch my own face and Megan Fox’s weird toe-thumb kept killin’ my boner, but other than that it was kind of an enjoyable piece of shit movie that had some fun moments.
This is all we will be doing/saying on the Patrick Swayze matter. (And he’s only here because he was pretty badass in Road House, not because we went all sniffly about losing Johnny Castle. Ahem.)
Come to think of it, he was in Red Dawn, too. That’s being remade for the post-9/11 world that we live in. Which means it’ll probably be shit, full of product placement, and all teary about the WTC. Although it will star Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who was fucking badass as The Comedian in Watchmen.
You can watch all of Red Dawn on YouTube, believe it or not. Here’s the first part in case you don’t. RIP Patrick Swayze.